House of Brick
adjective: a man with the necessary willpower to resist blatant s-xual advances from alluring, yet unsuitable, females.
this phrase stems from the cl-ssic tale of “the three little pigs”, in which the only house to stand against the big bad wolf’s onslaught is that of brick.
accordingly, a man who ends up caving and having intercourse is a house of straw.
1. “what happened last night? jeff’s girlfriend was all over you!”
“it’s okay, man, i was a house of brick.”
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