house of composure
the house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of tremont and tremont in boston, ma or at the corner of columbus and columbus just a few blocks away. many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.
“house of composure, where is your posture?”
“this is the room of emotions, not the house of composure.”
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