House of Leaves
one of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a house that is alive, not in the gay “monster house” way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. read it. be sacred.
house of leaves is one freaky -ss book!
novel;not for you
nick:should i read house of leaves?
house of leaves:this is not for you.
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