house poof
a male h-m-s-xual who manages the household and performs domestic duties while his husband earns the family income.
cyril: i’m working late tonight, i won’t be home til 9.
jay: i’ll put you dinner in the oven to keep it warm.
cyril: thanks darling, you’re such a good house poof.
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