House Porn
hgtv, diy and other networks which show beautiful houses and interior design. known as “house p-rn” because many women indeed find big, beautifully decorated homes s-xier than oiled up men.
hey, i’ve gotta get home, the hgtv dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house p-rn!
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