house sitter


when you take a m-ssive grommer in someone’s toilet and close the lid afterwards while they are away on vacation. then they come home after a long drive, rush to the toilet, open the seat and boom they meet the house sitter.
did you hear that amos threw up blood when he met his house sitter after he got back from the beach yesterday?

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