House Swabbie
a big -ss insult to a person who rarely leaves their home (aka a homebody). they’re like a q-tip swab….they sit around doing nothing untill somebody comes to take em’ “out of their box”.
you plan on takin’ your girl to the club, but she wants to just sit around and watch tv…
“b-tch, we goin’ to da club. ya need ta get da f-ck out dis joink an stop bein’ a house swabbie!”
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