Househub
short for house husband or manb-tch; the husband who stays at home all day to play games with the kids or possibly dumps them on his neighbors to play hockey with his friends while his career oriented wife rakes in the mula. he comes home just in time to act like the disciplinarian in front of his wife just to get his s-xual urges met.
wife 1: i’m so lucky to have a househub, i don’t need to pay costs of a nanny.
wife 2: mine made me a sandwich this morning
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