Housequake
slang term for a house party. usually attended by under age adults and accompanied with loud thumping music, copious amounts of 16 oz dixie cups, at least 2 independent drinking game factions, and bro:hoe ratio no where below 4:1. housequakes are only officially housequakes in the past tense, as they must be concluded with a disturbing the peace noise complaint.
i ended up at that housequake over by the mont last night. i found some cougar in training who wanted to come home. long story short i have to go to the health clinic and i lost my ring flyer…that’s like the third one. i’m p-ssed.
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