housewarming party up topper
this occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. one of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
james: hey joey, i heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. can you believe this twinky eating lib!?
joey: what an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em…..teach this tree hugger a lesson…
james: great idea! toppy!
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