housewife

a woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. she works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says “no!” for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog p–p from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. she recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.
i have no life…i am a housewife.
something a ho absolutely cannot turn into
can’t turn a ho into a housewife
a common misconception among men, regarding the care and concern a woman does not really feel about the house falling down around them!
ex. “if it fits in a toaster, i can cook it” the smiling housewife said.
an unemployed and often uneducated woman. because daytime television tells her, she believes that she has the “hardest job in the world.” in her peanut brain, she never quite comprehends that women with real jobs perform the same tasks as housewives in addition to going to an actual place of employment for 8+ hours per day. housewives usually are extremely subservient to their husbands and tend to battle depression. they claim to be tired out from long days of playing with small children, making dinner, doing some minor cleaning, and watching lots of television. they will usually cry at the drop of a hat. after the children get older, they become a taxi service for taking kids to activities and friends’ homes. again, still a very easy life. eventually, the kids leave the house and they spend their time going to book clubs and sh-t. oh, and housewives almost invariable cheat when they get bored.
“i have a housewife. it’s the hardest job in the world keeping up with my 2 little ones.”

“no, you have a life of luxury. i’m a divorced mother of 3 trying to make it in the corporate world while still putting my kids on the right path. i think i have it just a little harder.”
someone that is unemployed an stays home all day doing nothing.
elena, get off your -ss you friggin’ housewife.
what a woman becomes after she realises that there are things more important in life than herself. she is able to realise that by emasculating her husband she is doing more harm than good and that by supporting her husband and children and taking care of the homefront she can contribute to the welfare of her family and society by ensuring that her children don’t become ‘latch key’ kids. a housewife is a woman who is not content to allow someone else to raise her family.
me! ive had a career, i am still studying and futhering my education and i help my husband run a successful business from home, i cook, i clean and i look after my son and husband. all while waiting for a transplant, so don’t you dare tell me i’m lazy becuase i’m a housewife
see jes smith, manwh-r-
a man who can sew, and even occasionally cleans.

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