Housewife’s Napkin
a small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under s-xed housewife. the housewife’s napkin is used to wipe up s-m-n after s-xual activity. the housewife’s napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent s-xual activity.
mary anne was a s-x starved housewife. her husband’s lack of s-xual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her housewife’s napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
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