Houston Hard-Hat


a s-xual move in which one pours hershey’s hardening syrup over their p-n-s and t-st-cl-s, and receives oral s-x once it dries. performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.
oh my god dude, last night i got the greatest houston hard-hat of all time!!!

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