Houston Helicopter


when you take ur d-ck out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones f-cking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly f-cks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.
i gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. she’s f-cking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

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