Houston Rockets
lucky unlucky nba team who managed to get a 22 win streak that got ended by the celtics in the 2007-2008 season.
dude: wanna watch the houston rockets tonight?
other dude: no dude i don’t want to jinks it they might lose.
the houston rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. they are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!
unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-pr-ne players.
for example:
jamabalaya jackson
alex rodriquez
tracy mclady/mclazyeye/brokebackmcgrady/stupid w-nker
peyton manning
clutch the mascot.
there are many houston rockets examples i could show you, but browsing through the garm section at clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.
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