Houston Swerve


slow, methodical curb-to-curb swerve popularized by the houston rap scene.

watch:
mike jones – still tippin’
slim thug – wood grain wheel
paul wall – sittin’ sidewayz
paul: “yo! do the houston swerve.”
rick: “you out your d-mn mind?”
paul: “no…”
rick: “this is a f-cking ’86 astro!”

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