Hova’s Witnesses


the devout followers of the lord of rap, jay-z. they are marked in their position regarding conscientious objection to anything and refusal to submit to the police, which has brought them into conflict with some governments. consequently, activities of hova’s witnesses have been banned or restricted in some countries. persistent legal challenges by hova’s witnesses have had considerable influence on legislation related to civil rights in various countries. the best understood characteristic of a hova’s witness is his or her refusal to “give a flying f-ck” and inclination to “trip referees” at basketball games. they usually originate from new york city, particularly in the brooklyn and tribeca areas.
person 1: dem hova’s witnesses be thumpin’ to some durty beats dawg.
person 2: who dat? e-40?
person 2: n-gg- its jay-z! (chck chck bam)

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