Hovember


the month immediately following c-cktober and preceeding d-cksember
look at that chick! she could totally be miss hovember…
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the female equivelant of movember(formally known as november)
hovember is a month long fund raising event during which partic-p-nts(adult females) attempt to grow a luxurious and stylish custom racing strip throughout the month. they also ask people to sponsor them for this event, and all monies raised go toward womens health issues and further research…
jenny-“i’m growing a nice arrow for hovember!”
jodie-“i’m going all natural 70s bush!”
jackie-“i’m trying for a smiley face!”

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