Hover Check


(v.) to take a sh-t without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one’s knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one’s -ss remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).

derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. after which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
after seeing that the bar’s toilet seat was covered in p-b-s, puke, and p-ss, bobby decided that a “hover check” was the way to go.

“sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that d-mn thing needed cleaning anyway.”

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