Hover Mode
usually done by females, the hover mode is the position -ssumed when not wanting to place your pristine -ss cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in grand central station)
this position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize hover mode, compounding the problem.
jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the county fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into hover mode and use the porta-potty
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