Hover Monster
noun
huhv-er mon-ster
1.the act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.
2. being excessively nosy.
3. the incessant need to listen to someone’s telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.
1. anytime i start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a hover monster and stands behind me to see what i am doing.
2. even if i take my phone call outside, the hover monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.
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