Hoverbutting
the act of holding ones b-tt over (but not directly on) a dirty toilet seat while taking a dump. this is done to prevent ones -ss from retaining any germs which the toilet seat might have.
the public toilet was so filthy, i had no choice but to hoverb-tt.
sometimes hoverb-tting is the only way to be safe.
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