hovercraft
1: a hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (acv), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.
2: something that may, or may not be full of eels.
“my hovercraft is full of eels.”
similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small br–sts. the giver sticks his head over the br–sts instead of between the br–sts as they are too small.
that girls br–sts were too small to motor boat, so i had to hovercraft them.
a person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing
curtis_ hey tyler! . .who’s that guy standing beside you?
tyler_ ohh he’s just a hover craft
when you have to use a public bathroom and have to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there’s no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your b-tt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
dude, that toilet was so disgusting, i had to do the hovercraft!
guy one: eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
guy two: just hovercraft it, dude.
not touching your -ss to the toilet seat when taking a sh-t.
someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so i had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.
to stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on aim or aol.
tyrese got annoyed because demarcus was hover crafting him when he was on the computer.
a usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
joe: jenna, hovercraft at 6 0’clock!
jenna: sh-t!
mike: hi guys, sup?
-inner groans-
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