Hovercrafting


the act of hovering over a toilet while you cr-p, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.
i’ll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.

adj. : i went into the stall after larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in cr-p.
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another term for dry-humping.
my virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.

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