How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU
the drink served by p-ssed-off housewives who take to much sh-t from their loudmouth idiotic, sh-thead husbands.
husband #1: helen, this is some of the most vile tasting sh-t i have ever had
husband #1: bill, whatever you do don’t drink helen’s coffee. it tastes like second rate poison.
helen: actually, it is poison. i am getting sick of all this bullsh-t so i put a little bit of poison in every cup.
wife #2: i am doing the same thing to bill. i just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of shut the f-ck up.
a famous american university completed a study in 1951 that concluded american housewives are forced to take a lot of sh-t from their loudmouthed, idiotic, sh-thead husbands. the study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say “how about a nice big hot steaming cup of stfu” and give them what-ever, spouse poison!
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