how are your testicles today?


1. a more direct way of saying “how’s it hanging”

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. you should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.
so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
“and how are your t-st-cl-s today?”

Read Also:

  • How's that working out for you?

    a sarcastic phrase used when you can tell that things may not be going according to plan for the person you are speaking with. jt: “ow! d-mn it. do we have bandages? and sterile gauze?” meg: “what on earth are you doing?” jt: “unloading the knives from the dishwasher.” meg: “huh. how’s that working out […]

  • Hoye Kennedy'ing

    to accedently humping someone while walking in between a person and a wall walking in between where someone is sitting and a wall accidently humping man: -walks between your friend and a wall and humps them by accident- some dude: hey watch it don’t be hoye kennedy’ing on me!”

  • hung like a gnat

    you can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats s-xual organs. as soon as she found out i was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

  • huntarded

    derogatory phrase for a certain type of negative behavior from posters that frequent the hunter cl-ss specific forum on the world of warcraft official forums. basically hunters who post stupid things get called huntarded by posters who want to argue with them. the word really began to pick up usage in the past year as […]

  • Hunter money

    an earned wage or salary approximating the (presumed) salary of hunter, or any salary that would seem unfathomable to an out-of-work college graduate. see also: friends from college whom you resent for immediately becoming successful. sean: did you get that promotion? nate: h-ll yeah, puta! i’m on my way to making hunter money!


Disclaimer: how are your testicles today? definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.