how to fuck
1- if your a gay or a lesbian, then get a guy or girl and have s-x with them.
2- if your striaght, then get a guy or a girl and have s-x with them.
3- if your bis-xual, then give your guy or girl, if you have one, one h-ll of a time. h-ll, even give them a three some. if your single then first get a guy or a girl, or both, and hook-up. i’m not implying that you can’t get a love. i just mean that you should find someone before you have s-x with them. only if you really trust them.
remember, don’t go out with pigs! if you know what i mean.
how to f-ck examples:
(note: the word f-ck is used constantly.)
1a- “dude, i totally had fun f-cking sam last night.”
1b- “oh my g-d! i loved it when jenny and i f-cked!”
2a- dude 1: “dude, your sister was a fun girl to f-ck with!
dude 2: “what! you f-cked my sister?!”
2b- girl 1: “oh g-d! i loved it when he f-cked me last night! i just hope my bro. doesn’t find out!”
girl 2: “he’ll find out that you got f-cked! i mean they’re the best of friends! he’ll kill him, for f-cking you!
3a- lover 1: “that was great!”
lover 2: “i know. i just wish that we didn’t have to stop f-cking.”
3b- dude 1: “last was awesome dude.”
dude 2: “what did you do?”
dude 1: “i hooked up with a girl and…”
dude 3: “you f-cked?”
dude 1: “don’t interrupt. i f-cked a threesome.”
dude 2&3: “i hate you.”
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