How To: Get Pussy
this is your very own guide on getting p-ssy just follow these simple steps:
1st. ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words “hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty”
4th. enjoy. 🙂
this teenager got p-ssy from the guide: how to: get p-ssy
sad teenager: – “man i can’t get any i tried everything, even yahoo answers”
me: – “hmmm…..you sound desperate, how about my new guide how to: get p-ssy
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