howard s billings high school
in chateauguay, the town where white people think they’re black and black people think they live in the ghetto, the one english high school contains bis-xual emos that drink every friday, get high every sunday and have s-x every tuesday at 8 pm. the only reason they go to school is for cigarettes and pot. they hang outside the school but never atcually go in. security guards range from a stuck up b-tch to a super cool, super chill native guy. i’d write something about the residing preppy b-tches but they’re the same everywhere.
howard s billings high school: bis-xual emo kid: what you doing friday?
kid2: drinking. you?
kid 1: same. what about sunday?
kid 2: gettin’ hiiiiigh.
kid 1: awesome. doing anyone on tuesday?
kid 2: h-lll yeahhhh.
kid 1: awh man, look at that preppy b-tch.
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