Howard Wolowitz


howard wolowitz is a 97 pound scrawny white jewish guy who lives with his mother (and often communicates with her by yelling), eats chocolate milk and eggos every morning, and is friends with sheldon, leonard, and raj from the hit sitcom, the big bang theory (woo!). he coined the term “dance with no pants” and fancies himself to be a ladies man when he is just creepy. he only has a masters degree, which makes him “lesser” than his counter parts, who have multiple doctorates each.
howard’s mother: “what do you want for breakfast?”
howard wolowitz: “chocolate milk and eggos, mom, please!”

dr gablehauser: dr. cooper, dr. hofstadter, dr. koothrappali… mister wolowitz.

howard: “baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.”
girl: “ew. get away from me.”

howard (referring to penny’s b-tt): “that must be jelly, cause jam don’t jiggle like that.”
penny: “no girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep.”

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