Howling Fantods
a stage 4 case of the heebie jeebies.
realizing that, after all this time, as i approach the end of this 981 page novel with 97 pages of footnotes, as much as i have loved every run-on sentence and obscure pharmacological reference i still cannot coherently answer the frequently-asked and painfully-simple airplane-seatmate question “what’s it about?” has giving me a serious case of the howling fantods.
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