Howling Tree Monkey
required items:
male
female
table
the table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. it must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. the female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. the male then inserts his p-n-s into the v-g-n- of the female from the rear. during intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female’s shoulders with both hands. without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. this position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
“i heard that chris pulled the howling tree monkey on megan last night.”
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