Hows your Minkton?
a variant of ‘hows your father?’ the origins of the phrase are obscure at best. to ‘have a bit of hows your minkton’ implies that the individual in question has partaken in s-xual activites that are far from what is considered simple love-making. such complex maneuvres as inverted fisting, mongolian hate slamming and the ‘human sock’ would be considered some of the tamer moves used during a session.
john: how about a bit of hows your minkton?
stacey: you sick b-st-rd! ok then.
additional note: my house is your house and your house is monkhouse.
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