hoyt test


a test that tells if a girl can be hoyted. performed by determining if one’s arms can be wrapped around the girl and still touch. if one’s arms do not touch, the hoyt test was a failure.
would you hoyt that girl? nah, she doesn’t p-ss the hoyt test.

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