hozo


(hoe – zoe) origin: southern california dialect.

this term first originated at the university of california, irvine. one could use this term to refer to a female who has become exponentially promiscuous over a short period of time.

generally, the woman that could be referred to as a “hozo” has recently exited a long relationship and has decided to take the dating world by storm, without any inhibitions or judgement. gender is not a relevant factor when choosing a potential mate for most hozos.

you can spot a hozo by her inapropro and scando attire as well as excessive facial makeup and cancer inducing levels of tan.

synonyms: sk-nk, wh-r-, ho, skeeze, sl-t, beeze, hocake, sk-nkalicious

refer to the vp risk managment for concrete examples of how to spot a hozo in the streets. if you encounter a hozo in her natural habitat, you will have no choice but to

surrender to her s-xual advances. your bodily safety is not guaranteed. avoid this species at all costs.

a well known university professional at a popular public school in southern california that is known for it’s abundance of a certain ethnicity coined this term in a fit of honesty. he had been hoping to call this particular female this term for many years, but he waited until she had quit as his intern.
a woman who partic-p-tes in skype s-x is a total hozo.
a woman wearing so much make-up that she looks clownish, reminding you of bozo.
wow, that holly’s looking like a total hozo, all she’s missing is the big red nose!

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