hpfm
hocus pocus f-cking magic. a term used by computer programmers to explain a process to non-technical people.
bill: how did you get that program to run so fast?
george: a little database hpfm.
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holy sh-t what the f-ck brad got in a car accident and was like, “hswtf! are you f-cking blind?!”
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