HRBM
hot, rugged, bearded, man (or men). a particularly masculine man (or men) with impeccable facial hair. usually dressed in checked flannel or an urban cowboy shirt. these men may be found frequenting mountain equipment co-op, or your local hipster bar. as the seasons change and spring turns to summer the hrbm species becomes nearly extinct until a late fall population boom revives the species.
i wish i could just find a real life paul bunyan manly-man. the art of facial hair has been lost on this generation; where are all the hrbm hiding these days?
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