hrlyrider99


short for mr. hayf-ckinride. most common use: a groupie who hangs out on musician’s message boards and attempts to be friends with them, usually claiming to have just as much credibility, but without the knowledge, education or experience.
hrlyrider99 doesn’t play an instrument, yet he is telling us how to play ours.

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