Hruby


a 1000 year old alchemist who, with the powers of the unknown, can make your skull explode. he is the leader of the hermetic order of the golden dawn, also a jewish rights activist. a contemporary of james christensen (j.c.), hruby will conquer the world in the coming decades, fear and strife is all mankind can look forward to. he is a beacon of malevolence, flee in terror and despair the time has come.
(ignorant fool): hey hruby, what does the scouter say about his power level?
(hruby): it”s over 9000!!!
(the fools head explodes)

(hruby drawing runes)
(ignorant fool): what are you drawing?
(hruby): it’s my final solution…
a 1000 year old alchemist who, with the powers of the unknown, can make your skull explode. he is the leader of the hermetic order of the golden dawn, also a jewish rights activist. a contemporary of james christensen (j.c.), hruby will conquer the world in the coming decades, fear and strife is all mankind can look forward to. he is a beacon of malevolence, flee in terror and despair the time has come.
(ignorant fool): hey hruby, what does the scouter say about his power level?
(hruby): it”s over 9000!!!
(the fools head explodes)

(hruby drawing runes)
(ignorant fool): what are you drawing?
(hruby): it’s my final solution…

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