HSRG
hope
scope
rope
grope
when you’re hoping to get laid, so you scope out all dem shining b-tches in the crowd, then you kidnap one of dem fine–ss chicky things using a rope, then you bang her brains out!
walks onto college campus… hsrg!
walkin’ on the streets…. hsrg!
sittin’ on the bus… hsrg!
goin’ to church… hsrg!
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