HTTPster
derived from ‘hipster’ – a httpster is a certain strain of hipster who is one with the internet.
hypertext transport protocol runs in their veins – mostly of the html5 variety, kept on constant supply via a smartphone.
it is essential that a httpster has a personal blog, a twitter feed to post snarky comments about web design and to have at least one vanity url with their absolute preferred username.
man 1 – hey have you seen this cool site
httpster – are you serious? -so 2003-
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1 – hey have you seen leo has coffee, design & an ironic statement in his twitter bio
2 – such a httpster
1 more definition
the term “httpster” is cross-applied from the 1991s internet revolution. the modern httpster is a composite of individuals with a certain marketing outlook and lifestyle. he or she rejects “mainstream” marketing conventions and embraces and contributes to independent minimalistic web designs, complemented with clean code, and prides him/herself on this. the adobe series including photoshop, dreamweaver, ill-strator is the httpsters weapon of choice.
skux boy #1: dude are you having any luck pulling any chicks in here?
skux boy #2: nah… ive never experienced this before, all the girls are chatting with that httpster in his rolled up pant’s and boat shoes. he’s got alot of money..
skux boy #1: maybe we should head back up to that bar on kroad where you hooked up with that drunk b-tch from family bar last week?
skux boy #2: yeah…i don’t think we have what it takes to compete with these guys in here. these chicks won’t even give us the time of the day!
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