hub caps

the word “hub” can be abbreviated to “huge ugly b-mps” which are found on a woman’s areola plus the word “caps” can relate to the little black circles that some women have decorated around the areola because they look like bullet holes.
guy 1: man, you see those circles around her areola? look at the b-mps too!
guy 2: yeah, she got hub caps.
8 more definitions
hub caps is bro code for a woman’s nipples or areolas. the circular nature of the areola along with the central nipple,or “hub”,combined with the surrounding nipple b-mps (montgomery tubercles or “auxillary nipples”) tend to resemble the wheel or hubcap on a truck or car.this illusion is further enhanced if the nipple is pierced with a barbell making it look like a cotter pin in the “hub” place ther to prevent the nipples from flying off during wild,rough s-x or exotic dancing. along this line,puffy nipples could be referred to as “baby moons”.
dude! when that stripper peeled off her top,i saw the most awesome set of hub caps ever!
n. puffy, saucer-like, dark brown areolas usu. free b–bin and on display through white t-shirts.
d-mn, check out those hubcaps bouncing around…..they got me mesmerized.
trucker slang for an egg sunny side up.
when a trucker goes into a restaurant and orders two hubcaps she knows he wants two eggs sunny side up.
verb: to leave a social engagement without saying goodbye to anyone, avoiding small talk, hugs and peer pressure to stick around. usually accomplished with a trip to the bathroom and then spinning away silently into the night. this is never used to avoid a check, only to avoid a late night and possible dui.
i was getting tired and decided to hubcap when i saw joe buying another round of shots. i went to the bathroom and rolled from there.
disgusting balloon looking t-ts that have m-ssive nipples resembling car tires and hubcaps, the nipple is the same color as the b–b and is a horrifying sight, it is a significantly mentally scarring image, they are often seen on girls with m-ssive b–bs that they can’t stop showing everyone, because that’s all they have to offer
holy sh-t, i’ll never like huge b–bs again, some girl just flashed me with some nasty -ss hub caps
when a guy sticks his d-ck in a girls b-tt and pulls it out very fast and it makes a popping sound.
man dat wuz a loud hubcap last night lol
when you wheel on a girl and you dont have to put any more work in, she becomes a hubcab…
this girl is a hubcab because i don’t have to wheel anymore.