Hubcrap
an ugly plastic disk typically found on two or more of the wheels of poor people’s cars. they can feature many different designs including spinners and hideous fake chrome teddy bears. unwittingly purchased by misled wal mart people who think their plastic 14 inch tri-spokes look good, they seldom improve the appearance of even the most tragically beat up cars.
hey dale, look at that ’94 ford taurus; those hubcr-ps look sadder than a d-mn dead puppy!”. “no sh-t, ezra, they couldn’t pay me to put those on my ride.
Read Also:
- Hex Man
a powerful superhero that fixes all that is broken! me: oh no, i broke my sword! hex man: did somebody say they broke something?? me: oh my, it’s hex man!
- herpegonosyphilitis
the worst of all s-xually transmitted diseases. the herpes simplex virus with added genetic coding from the gonorrhea bacterium, allowing it to invade cd4+ t cells and rewrite their trna to code for syphilis proteins. can only be cured by a c-cktail of paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and mad dog 20-20. guy 1: dude, i think i caught […]
- High Trap
something caused by sober people to set up high people to laugh at high people. high people may be able to see this trap, but only after many failed attempts. walmart is such a high trap. while failing at the wii, i found that i was caught in a high trap.
- Holi-lay
a s-xual encounter whilst on holiday. please also see definition for ‘lay-cation’ boy on sun lounger by the pool: ‘where did you get to last night?’ boy in clothes from the night before: ‘i just had a great holi-lay with that chick from the bar’
- petifile
mispelling of the word pedophile. people that can’t spell, shouldn’t correct people when they spell pedophile “petifile” talbert serigny child s-x offender means someone who is sick in the head and likes to molest young pets. yo dawg did ya’ll see dem peeps over therrr? dem ones dat be in da middle be lookin like […]