Hubris Hollister
a general pseudo name for a sn-bby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking men who shops at hollister, abercrombie, american eagle etc to achieve that “worn” look, but are too sn-bby to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. hubris hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. hubris hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”
everybody under 30 knows at least 3 hubris hollisters personally!!! general examples:
the majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. overeducated 30- somethings men with low self esteem problems. foreigners trying to look american.
“i met a really cute guy in birmingham but when i suggested we stake out some thrift stores for fun, he went all hubris hollister on me.”
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a general pseudo name for a sn-bby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking man who shops at hollister, abercrombie, american eagle, urban outfitters, aeropostale, etc. to achieve that “worn” look, but is too stuck up to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. hubris hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, only drink starbucks, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. hubris hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool – partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”
everybody under 30 knows at least 3 hubris hollisters personally!!! general examples: the majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. overeducated 30 something men with low self esteem problems. foreigners trying to look american.
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