Hudson Mishap


named for the astonishing water landing of a p-ssenger jet in the hudson river by chesley “sully” sulenberger iii.

a s-xual maneuver that takes place in an area that is either tiled or covered in a linoleum or other laminate floor. the act begins with the man on his knees, holding the woman in front of him, supporting her weight with his arms, facing one another, p-n-s inserted into her v-g-n-. the man, who has a full bladder, pulls his p-n-s out of the v-g-n- and urinates on the floor behind her. he then re-inserts his p-n-s into her v-g-n-, lowers her back onto the fresh urine, and with one big thrust of his pelvis/p-n-s he sends her gliding across the floor like a jet coming in for a water landing. the true hm includes the man throwing his arms and head back in celebration at the moment of uncoupling after the thrust.
so jimmy says, “my girl can’t get enough of my giving her the old ‘hudson mishap,’ but i hate cleaning up after it.”

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