huevos salados
a man’s t-st-cl-s when they are ready filled with c-m that is about to be squirted all over the woman he’s b-mping uglies with.
(originally means “salted hard-boiled eggs” in spanish but i b-st-rdized the word into something dirty.;-) )
oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!
(translation: hey baby you can now stop your moaning! i now have some “salted eggs” prepared just for you!)
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