huff-tailing
spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the “magic fingers” device. in honor of john houghtaling, inventor of the magic fingers, who p-ssed away in 2009.
with another couple days’ driving ahead of them, mia and jj thought they should hit the laundromat, but n-body else was going to be smelling them in that junker they’d borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.
Read Also:
- jizzmazing
something so amazing you j-zz or want to j-zz in your pants that ferrari is j-zzmazing! hey guys, check out this j-zzmazing sniper rifle i saw online an adjective used to describe something exceptionally pleasing; amazing, -rg-smic i can’t stop eating this chocolate; it’s so j-zzmazing!
- Shitfuckwanktwatbastard
the most sacred word of the english language, to be used only when the user is in extreme agony. man: (to wife) could you give me a blowwy? wife: no, no way. man: pleeeaase… wife: oh go on then -wife begins the deed- man: come on b-tch, you’ve gotta do better than this! do you […]
- cheesy geraldo
an awful moustache; i.e. a moustache that looks as bad as geraldo rivera’s that cheesy geraldo on your lip ain’t gonna get you laid, son.
- Cheetah Burger
an expression used to defend against vegans. first used by comedian kathleen madigan. if god wanted us to be vegetarians then he would have made cows difficult to catch. you don’t see people eating cheetah burgers do you
- The Overgiver
booleg undertaker. rest in pieces, for the overgiver overgave you pain.