Hug-herpes
virus spread when dried sweat from a carrier’s armpit touches the armpit of a non-carrier, then the non-carrier sweats, and mixes with the carrier’s dried sweat and re-enters the blood stream.
known symptoms- itchy arm pits, need to hug, severe douchieness, and the feet swell, then fall off.
when hugging anyone suspected of hug-herpes you should use protection, rubbers, or a spoon will work.
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