huged
1. huged is a word used by those either too lazy to type the letter “g” twice on their keyboard or too uneducated to know that they misspelled “hugged.”
2. huged would actually be pr-nounced “hyoojd” and could alternately be a verb used to describe when a teacher p-sses all his or her students just to keep from rocking the boat.
1. john (texting): hey, remember when you huged me after cl-ss?
sally (texting): no, because i’ve never huged anybody. i hugged you.
john: -brain explodes-
2. ricardo: i know charlie can hardly spell his own name, how did he p-ss english cl-ss?
dominique: sounds like he got huged to me.
Read Also:
- Hugo Stiglitz
the one man who can take on chuck norris and bruce lee at the same time and win. dude, did you see that 2-on-1 fight with hugo stiglitz? he shoved bruce lee’s decapitated head up chuck norris’ -ss, and threw him in a wood chipper! when having s-x, you place and hold a pillow over […]
- Humpy Humpy
purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. often gets fisted or s-xually violated with a boomerang. the perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe […]
- Meatloaf Moment
noun: the moment when someone realizes the limits to their love for someone/something. rooted from the t-tle & lyrics of the 1993 rock hit by meatloaf: “i’d do anything for love (but i won’t do that)” since the word “that” in the lyrics was commonly regarded as vague in its insinuation, it can also be […]
- meat slave
a person who usually goes by the name of matt, that is a slave of the c-ck. matt is a c-m guzzeling, snowballin’, carpet bagging, feltchin, meat slave.
- Meatspin Dance
you place your elbow on your crotch, swinging your arm in a windmill motion clockwise whilst preforming a teabagging motion. meanwhile,your partner/lover is lying on the ground pretending to b-tt s-x you. “let’s do something really cool and totally not gay..” “how about the meatspin dance?” “no.”