Hugh Jidette
the fict-tious not-tied-to-any-party clown who’s already running for president and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.
as seen on tv commercials and facebook.
political ad: “want m-ssive spending? more government waste? more welfare and bureaucracy? more huge debt? then vote hugh jidette for president in 2012!!!”
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